The Lurker

Meet Alex Teska of Ann Arbor, a.k.a. "The Lurker." She enjoys dressing up like Waldo and lurking anonymously on your blog, but never leaving a comment to let you know she was there. She's mysterious like that. She swears she loves her Sprint HTC cell phone, even if it struggles to hold a charge and is cracked and damaged from a crazy night out at a dive bar in Ypsilanti half a year ago. She also enjoys listening to Michigan Radio and going to Radiohead concerts — well, pretty much anything with "radio" in the name. You get the picture. She's a real catch. In her spare time, she enjoys standing on rooftops, talking about harvesting your eyeballs, but she has an aversion to the word "harvest" for some weird reason. In her more prosperous days, she served as editor of a largely hands-off daily online newsletter, aptly named the Alex Teska Daily. But that's over now.