Two vehicles collided at the intersection of Liberty and Division in downtown Ann Arbor shortly after 2 a.m. this morning following a festive St. Patrick's Day bar night. Official details of the accident are uncertain, but this was the scene as the woman in the sedan attempted to retrieve her front bumper and place it in her back seat. Police were called to the scene and two patrol cars responded. The damaged vehicles ended up blocking the westernmost northbound lane of Division for more than a half hour. No one appeared to be injured, though both drivers appeared distraught. "F--k my life," the woman in the black dress remarked.